Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden is on Al Gore's side!
How fucking retarded is this shit?
Newsflash! Osama Bin Laden is dead! Since December, 2001! Shhh, don't tell, it's a secret.
Global warming? Dead! shhhh, don't tell anyone. It's a huge secret!
Swine flu pandemic? cut to crickets chirping.
Wake up, it's like y2k meets the African killer bees!
I'm really sick and tired of all the fear mongering in order to take our money!
Iraq war, oh my god! We must attack before they kill us with their weapons of mass destruction!
Now it's Bin Laden and the crotch bomber are making us attack Yemen!
Mean time now we can roll out naked body scanners so the pedophiles at the airport get a free show! YEHAAA!
I'm so proud to be an American!